In everyday life, you have to communicate not only with pleasant people, but also interact with random passers-by, colleagues, neighbors. It is likely that some of them will turn out to be not very intelligent interlocutors, who like to pry their noses into their own affairs. For such cases, it is worth practicing to respond wittily to the offenders.
Instructions
Step 1
It is believed that a sense of humor is directly related to the level of intelligence. Do you want to be able to always find a way out of the situation with dexterity? Read more books, solve crosswords and scanwords, developing logic. In addition to raising your overall developmental level, you will be able to answer uncomfortable questions with quotes from the classics.
Step 2
The witty answer does not directly insult the interlocutor. If a slender and snide friend asks if you have gained weight, you should not insult her wide ankles in return. Better answer that you found out that men still like fat women more than thin ones, so you just decided to get in shape.
Step 3
Ask counter questions to confuse the other person. A neighbor asks what kind of girl you brought home last night? Check if she is collecting data for the KGB and remind her that the organization with that name is no longer there.
Step 4
Agree with the interlocutor. For example, if you and your friend are sitting in a cafe, and she asks you a tactless question about your husband's wages, and then shakes her head and says that she gets three times as much, just make a sad face and offer her to pay for lunch.
Step 5
In response to a tactless question about your status, tell the interlocutor that you are not married because your karma is tainted by the sins of a riotous great-grandmother, and the shape of the fate line on your hand suggests that soon all your friends will experience misfortune, so it is better for the interlocutor to stay away from away from you. Most likely, he will follow this advice and will no longer bother you.
Step 6
Are you an outrageously polite person and you can't even imagine to give someone a rebuff? Nowadays, politeness is a rarity, and not everyone has even heard of it. Is an unintelligent interlocutor harassing you with annoying questions? Smile and speak very politely to him. Soon he will decide that you are making fun of him.
