The appearance of children fundamentally changes views on some things. Sometimes there is a clear feeling that it is not parents who bring up little children, but on the contrary, because they become the main ones in the house.
Instructions
Step 1
You begin to understand that insomnia does not exist. If earlier it was difficult to fall asleep even on your favorite and comfortable bed, now you can doze off even while standing!
Step 2
Yesterday's cold food is very edible! At the same time, it takes not half an hour for a snack, but only a few minutes, while the child is fond of the game.
Step 3
It is never boring with children, and the guests who appear on the doorstep cause not so much a feeling of joy as irritation.
Step 4
Five minutes of silence can turn into wallpaper painted all over the house, a trimmed cat, spoiled cosmetics and dishes washed in the toilet. It is not clear how one child manages all this, but the fact remains.
Step 5
Yoghurts, chocolates, toys, books and many other little things that you didn't buy are sure to be found at the checkout in the supermarket.
Step 6
It's easier to buy a toy and save money on something other than watching a child's tantrum for two hours and attracting disgruntled glances from other customers.
Step 7
Better than any news - the success of the child. It doesn’t matter who did what and where, because the baby’s first steps, new words are much cooler than a flight to Mars!
Step 8
A small tube contains a lot of toothpaste, which is enough to smear most of the apartment while the parents are distracted.
Step 9
Children know how to develop incredible speed. Especially quickly they begin to run on the playground, getting lost among the rest of the kids.
Step 10
To go for a half-hour walk, you need to collect a huge bag of things, toys and baby accessories. It gets scary to think how many suitcases are required for a vacation trip.
Step 11
A kilogram of candy from a vase can disappear in one day, and candy wrappers from them are easy to find behind the sofa.
Step 12
Before going to bed, the child has an incredible appetite, thirst and desire to go to the toilet.
Step 13
Losing a pacifier is worse than skipping work. Especially awful when she disappears in the middle of the night! To calm the screaming child, parents are ready to go to even the most distant pharmacy in the middle of the night for a new pacifier.
Step 14
The pain during the growth of wisdom teeth seems negligible compared to that experienced by a child during the eruption of deciduous teeth.
Step 15
Baby meat puree is quite edible, despite the lack of salt in it.
Step 16
The first months are not so difficult when compared to those when the child begins to actively walk. Literally in a year, the baby turns into a naughty mischievous person, you can't look away from him for a minute!
