So, after reading the excellent books "12 Chairs" and "The Golden Calf" by Ilf and Petrov, you seriously decided to become Ostap Bender. What to do, what qualities to possess and how to look in order to fulfill your dream?
Necessary
Fitted jacket pair, volume "12 chairs", volume "Golden Calf", scarf, cap, Kisa Vorobyaninov, Shura Balaganov, Panikovsky, Adam Kozlevich, dad is a Turkish citizen, criminal code
Instructions
Step 1
First of all, it would be nice to make sure that your dad is a Turkish citizen. If everything is not as good with the father's citizenship as you would like, and he is a citizen of the Russian Federation, Ukraine, Tajikistan, Israel, the United States and other countries, you can go the other way and achieve your goal through external transformation.
Step 2
At first it doesn't hurt to get a little tan, for Ostap Ibrahimovich is dark enough. It also doesn't hurt to pump up a little muscle, because Bender is broad-shouldered and athletic. In addition, ideally you should be between twenty-eight and thirty-three years old, although this is completely optional.
Step 3
Having achieved the desired physical shape, you can start updating your wardrobe. A green fitted suit is perfect for your purposes. If the canon book companion Bender does not suit you for one reason or another, you can replace the suit with a striped, checkered or white linen jacket with completely arbitrary trousers. Fans of Andrei Mironov's work, who want to become not some kind of Bender, but exactly the one played by their favorite artist, can also let go of a small antennae.
Step 4
To make the form better match the content, learn a few catch phrases from the immortal books of Ilf and Petrov, and also become an ideological fighter for banknotes and a great schemer.
Step 5
The image of Ostap Ibrahimovich will not be superfluous to complement the white cap-captain's cap, it will add completeness to the image, as well as an arbitrary scarf casually wound around the neck.
Step 6
It also won't hurt you to have a satellite. This can be, for example, an elderly former leader of the Stargorod noblemen, whom you should call Kisa, your foster brother, an elderly motorist, or a well-deserved swindler. Together with your companions, you can search for chairs in which jewelry is hidden, or pursue underground millionaires, but do not forget to respect the criminal code.
Step 7
But be careful. When your dream comes true and in the mirror you see the great schemer and the son of a Turkish citizen, fear the Romanian border guards!
